If.

If you’re going to the grocery store anyway, then could you pick up milk?

If I pay $1 extra every month, then my loan will be paid off a month early.

If you finish your vegetables, then you can have dessert, otherwise you’re going straight to bed.

Everyone uses “if” statements, every day. Sometimes you explicitly say “then”, and other times you skip it, but it’s still understood that the second part only happens if the first part is true. Likewise, sometimes you explicitly say what will happen if it’s not true, and sometimes you skip it because it’s obvious or irrelevant.

The IF() function is a fantastic little function, and the most basic building block for getting your spreadsheet to do some of the evaluation for you. The syntax is always the same: IF(condition,then,else) in Excel or Google Docs, or IF(condition;then;else) in OpenOffice. So the statements above could be rephrased as:

Cell name: buy_milk

Formula: =IF(Destination=”store”,TRUE,FALSE)

Translation: If the value in Destination is “store”, then it is true that you should “buy milk”. Otherwise, “buy milk” is false, so you shouldn’t do it.

Cell name: payoff_date

Formula: =IF(payment=minimum_payment+1,original_date-30,original_date)

– or –

=IF(payment=minimum_payment+1, date(year(original_date),month(original_date)-1,day(original_date)), original_date)

Translation: First version – If the payment is the minimum payment plus one, then the actual payoff date is the original payoff date minus 30 days, otherwise it’s the original payoff date. The second version is the same but a little more accurate since it subtracts one month instead of 30 days.

Cell name: Instructions

Formula: =IF(vegetables=”finished”,”you can have dessert”,”go straight to bed”)

Translation: If the value in vegetables is “finished”, then the instructions are “you can have dessert”. Otherwise, the instructions are “go straight to bed”.

Obviously these aren’t things you’d really set up in a spreadsheet. However, I do use IF a whole, lot, mostly for things like:

**Checking whether two cells match each other**: I use this regularly in proofreading, and it saved me a lot of work when I was doing a project verifying links for e-resources. I also used it recently when combining two sets of data that shared a unique identifier. And I use it a whole lot when trying to condense a list of things down to unique items.

**Checking whether a cell contains a certain value**: This is very useful when trying to verify that all citations in a paper are referenced, and all references are cited. I also use it a lot when trying to extract data from a text file with section headers.

**Checking whether a cell is greater or less than a certain value**: I don’t use this a whole lot, but I did use it recently when generating an image of the Mandelbrot set.

I’ll be sharing a lot of projects illustrating these things in the weeks to come, so if the examples here didn’t make sense then actual applications might. ðŸ™‚